K, so if everyone in the Navy gets trained on gas masks at boot camp, and if everyone in the Navy can be issued one .. in other words, if *I* know how to use a gas mask and *I* had to get all kinds of training on it, and *I* can be issued one anytime -- wouldn't the friggin' Counter-Terrorist Unit all have them at every desk? And wouldn't their Situation Room of all places be fully stocked with gas masks and maybe even suits?

What the snot?!

(For those of you who don't watch the show "24", now you know why I don't anymore either.)